Lion：你好，布巴先生。我知道你是EA洛杉矶工作室的物业总管。你在这里工作多久了？
EALA Bubba: 叫我“波波”就好了。我在这里大概工作了3个星期。（three wiks这个不确定，下同）
Lion:很好……很强大。好，让我们跳过波波先生的幽默，让我们重新回到问题。C&C3的官方排名什么时候可以被修复好。
EALA Bubba: 大概三个星期。
Lion:很好……很强大。开发小组什么时候可以把所有的BUG修复好？
EALA Bubba:bug？切，哪有什么bug,我发誓谁在这样说老子就杀了他。
Lion: 很好……很强大。什么时候我们可以见到地图编辑器？有消息吗？
EALA Bubba: 看那个人吧，大概还是要3个星期左右……我忘了他的名字，好像去国外旅行去了。如果他不很快回来的话，他们一定会炒他鱿鱼然后请个新主程序。
Lion: 哦……好吧，没什么了。嗯……那继续。对SDK来说，有什么关于ETA的消息吗？
EALA Bubba:鬼才知道。但不管那是什么，肯定也需要3个星期左右。
Lion: 很好……很强大。作为物业总管，我猜你一定会在无意中听到些什么，比如C&C3什么时候开始推广？
EALA Bubba: 三个礼拜左右
Lion:真的啊？……太好了。最后，请看在CNC3支持者的份上，回答我这个非常重要的问题。你被EALA培训过吗？也许这会帮助你知道怎么应付这些问题。另外，你会如实告知你所知道的一切吗？
EALA Bubba:三个星期，大概三个星期。
Lion是好还是别的？告诉你我早就看穿你了。不管怎么说，非常感谢布巴先生……嗯，我指的是物业总管布巴“波波”约翰逊，他的回答犹如一盏明灯，照亮了我们这些玩家，是我们更清楚的了解了CNC3。
英文版：
Cause I'm looking out for YOU, and I was a tad bored, I went deep inside the offices of EALA, located in Lust Angeles, CalifornIaaaa to get some REAL answers to questions that are on the minds of many C&C3 fans. I went all the way to the top with this one folks. That's right, I located Lead Janitor Bubba 'BoBo' Johnson. He's over ALL of the janitors in the building, and his knowledge on various subjects like cleaning cubicles, latrines, shining floors, and most importantly, creating games is highly valued by everyone who works there. Least that's what he told me, and I have no reason to doubt his honesty and integrity. Afterall, he IS the 'LEAD' Janitor. Anyhoot, he consented to a brief interview IF I agreed to post his picture. So yea, I agreed.
Lion: Hello Mr. Bubba. I understand you work for EALA in Lust Angeles as the Lead Janitor. How long have you been employed here?
EALA Bubba: Jest call me BoBo...'bout three wiks.
Lion: cool...cool. Ok, let's dispense with the pleasantries BoBo, and get right to the meaty questions. When will the stats and ladders be fixed for C&C3?
EALA Bubba: 'bout three wiks.
Lion: cool...cool. How's the dev team coping with all the bugs?
EALA Bubba: BUGS? Shucks, thar ain't no mo' bugs. I sprayed em wit thet thar diesel fuel and killed em all.
Lion: cool...cool. Any idea when we can expect to see the WorldBuilder Editor?
EALA Bubba: 'bout three wiks cus the dude..fergit his name, went on varcation to one of dem thar foren places. And iffen he dun git back soon, thar gonna fire his butt n hire a new Editor!
Lion: err...ok, never mind. Hmmm...moving along, any idea on the ETA for the SDK?
EALA Bubba: Not sure wut da heck dem thar is, but whutevr dem is, 'bout three wiks fer both.
Lion: cool...cool. As Lead Janitor, I'm sure you overhear quite a bit of skuttlebutt. Like maybe a time-frame on a C&C3 expansion?
EALA Bubba: thar 'bouts three wiks.
Lion: REALLY?...very cool. Finally, and for the benefit of C&C fans, I need to ask you these very important questions. Have you been coached in any way by EALA on what answers you were to give to anyone asking you questions, and were your answers the truth as far as YOU know them to be?
EALA Bubba: Three wiks and 'bout three wiks.
Is the Lion good or what? Told ya I was lookin out for ya'll. Anyhoot, a special thanks to Mr. Bubba...err, I mean Lead Janitor Bubba 'Bobo' Johnson for enlightening us and shedding some light on the topic of C&C3.